Welcome to my blog!

I haven't had a blog before, besides the occasional myspace posting, but I'll try and make this a weekly thing. But for now, all I have is an awesome joke. Hope you have a great week!

~Me

A nun, badly needing to use the
restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and
loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."

Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun,
the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and
asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should
warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look the
other way," said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the
back of the restaurant. While she was in the restroom, the lights went out in the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out,
and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said,
"Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us,"
said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"No thank you, but, I still don't
understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every
time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?" (Hell yeah lol)